My oldest son was playing with his cousin today. His cousin was playing with a little toy sword of some sort. It broke.
My son's reaction?
"It broke because it was made in China and it's from the dollar store. Things from the dollar store are cheap. Only toys make in Germany are good and don't break."
Ah, yes, son. So glad you have acquired your mommy's taste for the 'good' things in life! (He even knows our VW was made in Germany, and he want a Golf when he's old enough to drive!)
And let's be real here - the best toys are made in Germany - or other fine European countries! Like Playmobil. And Lego.